4. You Need To Talk
Yeah, we know. You’re a man, words are for pussies. Look at it this way: the less you talk, the more room you leave for her to talk. Do you want to take that chance? Do you? Yeah, who’s the pussy now, huh.
5. She’s Very Dependent of Your Approval
She’s a strong, independent woman who don’t need no man, as long as you make sure to remind her she’s the love of your life every goddamn five minutes. Don’t take a coffee break – she’ll slip into a depression.
